Well, this should be interesting...

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08/05/2014 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

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Today one of my co-workers challenged me to a street race (or maybe parking lot race, not sure on that one) and I accepted. Now, before you grab your pitchforks and tell me how terrible I am and how I'm giving all gearheads a bad name you should know two things...

1. It's an old deserted non-residential road out by where I work

2. No speed limits will be broken.

You might be curious as to why no speed limits will be broken and I assure you it won't be from lack of trying. No speed limits will be broken because tomorrow, I'll be racing my own POS $100 Honda Aero 50

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against my coworker's POS $40 Honda Express (not his but similar).

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I like my chances :)


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:03

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please get this on video. That is if you're able to do so while you're drowning in so much poonani.


Kinja'd!!! AM3R > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:03

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Damn you have awesome coworkers.

Try to get someone to film it haha.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > AM3R
08/05/2014 at 20:04

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I'll definitely try


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:05

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Did you bother to ask him if it has a kit on it? My old qt-50 (pretty much same frame as that express) had an 80cc kit which would make something that go stupidly fast. ....but I agree. there must be a video....don't forget your helmet.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/05/2014 at 20:07

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bitches, they love the scooters :)

I'll definitely try to get it on video


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:07

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They're both 50cc and ~4hp and the express is 20lbs lighter..
I think this might come down to gearing and rider body weight.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
08/05/2014 at 20:10

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I always wear a helmet, the Aero has been my daily driver for the past month. I did not ask if he has a kit on it, but I'm pretty sure he did the same as me and picked up an old junker off craigslist then got it just barely running. Either way it should be fun.


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
08/05/2014 at 20:12

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But I have a CVT so I definitely have a huge advantage off the line, but top speeds should be similar.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:20

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Your smaller wheels will help with acceleration as well. but he has lower rolling resistance from the narrow tyres.

SO MANY VARIABLES


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
08/05/2014 at 20:26

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Yeah it's actually a surprisingly good match up.


Kinja'd!!! Fast510 > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:53

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then you should all see this


Kinja'd!!! Fast510 > Decay buys too many beaters
08/05/2014 at 20:53

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then you should all see this


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Fast510
08/05/2014 at 20:54

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I need that helmet for my scootering!


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Decay buys too many beaters
08/06/2014 at 10:31

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Don't do this in Virginia you might be hanged